THE MADNESS              internet issue v.1.1.b
The Ocxim



The Onion prints phoney news articles dripping with dark, bitter, and twisted humor...and they don't take submissions. So, where does that leave those of us who think we've come up with some zinger articles of our own? Well, we can either start our own site, or we can just let the stories rot in the dark recesses of our mind. Or they can be consigned to The Madness:

News Brief -- "Death in San Francisco"

Article -- "Hostage Situation Overcome by Force"

Article -- "Uncommon Display of Coherent Thought"

And if you read and like these, how about bothering The Onion for me. See if the People's Voice can't get them to ask me for submissions...or at least get them to write me, and ask me to get rid of my "write The Onion for me" request.