Dear Sentient Being (or closest approximation thereof):
I am very interested in your opinions and input. Please feel free to write to me of your questions, comments, complaints, and/or compliments. Or just write to tell me sordid details of your life; I like that, too.

If you please, include some of the following information:
• one of your favorite movies
• one of your favorite bands
• how you got to this site
• why you get up in the morning
• that in life which gives you the greatest pleasure

Please email me at bainst.com with all of your important words.